*gets off tumblr for 5 minutes to use bathroom* NEW SONG IS ANNOUNCED SOMEONES HAVING A CHILD BANDS BREAKING UP THE PRESIDENT IS KILLED WORLD WAR 3 ERUPTS
date a boy who reads. or better yet date a 37 year old recent divorcee with a highly diversified stock portfolio who’s looking to feel young again and can treat you to what you deserve
Yeah that’s right, be a fucking gold digger, whores.
u sound poor how dare you talk to me