April 2012
me to myself after every single thing i do: god dammit
March 2012
me: hey
ryan ross: ur not blond e i dont like u lmao
1 tag
911: what's your emergency
me: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE ACADEMY IS
patrickhumps:
mom i live in 2006 it isn’t a phase
me: hey
cute boy: no
brink182:
Turns out 2007 isn’t 3 years ago anymore and it’s increased to 5
jamjalex:
you cant spell husband without band
popcornmassacre:
what the fuck do you mean April is in a few days Christmas was like a week ago
brendonboydurie:
THIS GIRL ON TV IS ADDICTED TO KEEPING TEDDY BEARS AND ACTING LIKE THEY’RE CHILDREN AND EVEN SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND
HOW DO I NOT HAVE A BOYFRIEND
snarg:
YOUR WEAVE IS UGLY LAQUISHA
UGLY
gravy-bowl:
a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road
*Someone tags a picture of you on Facebook*
Me: Let's see how bad I looked this time...
dumbuttt:
girls that have unprotected sex and are devastated when they find out they’re pregnant