tumblr is gay and can suck it.

nkfr:

poachers:

watermarking your children

i made these plz dont steal thank

whoisraytoro:

doesn’t it scare you to know that there may be people thinking or even talking about you right now and you’ll just never know

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

Do you guys realize how scary it would be if real life could glitch and stuff

Like you’re walking home and part of your street isn’t there anymore

Not like broken or with a hole in it, it just doesn’t exist, it’s just gone

And when you want to ask someone about it they make the most ungodly terryfying noises instead and the neighbor’s doghouse is a garbled mess of pieces of things you have seen in a way that doesn’t make sense

Forever paranoid that I annoy every person I talk to

gullacass:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while 

jzul:

oHmyGodGODgdoDDd my brother just sat my mother down in the living room and started hsyterically crying and my mom was so worried until he finally whispered in serious tone “im pregnant”…. my mom started crying and screaming at him until my brother liTELRally POPPED OUT A BABY in my living room and it crawled over and smacked my moM int eh face and said “STOP MAKING THESE SHITTY TEXT POST STORIES FOR NOTES NOBODY BELIEVES THEM”

nonchalant-turtle:

PATRICK IN DANCE DANCE

PATRICK IN ANY FOB VIDEO

PATRICK